diff --git a/bin/bin b/bin/bin
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+#!/usr/bin/env bash
+
+# Sends file(s) or stdin to http://sprunge.us
+
+set -e
+
+usage() {
+    more <<EOL
+Usage: $0 [-l LANG] [FILE]
+
+Uploads text files/input to sprunge.us, and image/binaries to transfer.sh.
+
+Options:
+  -l LANG   Specify file extension for syntax highlight. Only for text.
+  -h        This information.
+
+Examples:
+  $0 script.py
+  $0 -l py sometext
+  echo "Hello world" | bin
+  echo "puts 'Hi'" | bin -l rb
+EOL
+}
+
+sprunge() {
+    while read in; do
+        echo "$in"
+    done < ${1:-/dev/stdin} \
+        | curl --progress-bar -F 'sprunge=<-' http://sprunge.us \
+        | head -n 1 \
+        | tr -d '\r\n '
+}
+
+#
+while getopts hl: opt; do
+    case $opt in
+        l)  lang="?$OPTARG"
+            ;;
+        [h?])
+            usage
+            exit
+            ;;
+        :)  >&2 echo "$OPTARG requires an argument"
+            usage
+            exit 1
+            ;;
+    esac
+done
+shift $((OPTIND-1))
+
+if (($# == 0)) && [[ -t 0 ]]; then
+    >&2 echo "Nothing in stdin and no files specified!"
+    >&2 usage
+    exit 1
+fi
+
+# Naive lang detection from file extension
+[[ "$1" = *.* && -z "$lang" ]] && lang="?${1##*.}"
+
+# Read from stdin or read file(s)
+url=$(sprunge $1)
+
+# Assemble URL+langstr and send to clipboard
+printf "%s%s" "$url" "$lang" | pbcopy
+
+# Show URL to interactive users
+[[ -t 0 ]] && pbpaste
diff --git a/bin/transfer b/bin/transfer
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+#!/usr/bin/env bash
+
+# Upload file to transfer.sh
+url="https://transfer.sh"
+tmpfile=$(mktemp -t transferXXX)
+if [[ -t 0 ]]; then
+    basefile=$(basename "$1" | sed -e 's/[^a-zA-Z0-9._-]/-/g')
+    curl --progress-bar --upload-file "$1" "$url/$basefile" >> $tmpfile
+else
+    curl --progress-bar --upload-file "-" "$url/$1" >> $tmpfile
+fi
+
+cat $tmpfile
+rm -f $tmpfile
+
+# vim:set ft=sh: